overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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theeladycuriosity:

And when it rains
Will you always find an escape?
Just running away
From all of the ones who love you
From everything

You made yourself a bed
At the bottom of the blackest hole
And you’ll sleep ‘til May and you’ll say
That you don’t want to see the sun anymore

my roommate is such a good person she offered to do henna for me to cheer me up and feel pretty even though i still have an allergic rash and she’s gonna get some more silly halloween decorations to add to our growing collection because she wants to help me be happy and festive and not think about my cat so much and she is just rly considerate overall through all the shit im goin through. im blessed.

eros-turannos:

radiophile | prokopetz:

Western Canadian Literature: “The prairie is cold and empty, like my marriage.”

Eastern Canadian Literature: “The sea is cold and empty, like my marriage.”

Cultural differences.

dumbledorathexplora:

I think its horrible how people just celebrate Halloween without knowing why! We wouldn’t even be here if Jesus hadn’t slain that colossal pumpkin

ponynautic:

I am… wishing to join you in meditation

ponynautic:

I am… wishing to join you in meditation

steven-universe-guys:

The hard part was getting the shark to pose.” 

filmwitches:

True magic is neither black, nor white - it’s both because nature is both. Loving and cruel, all at the same time. The only good or bad is in the heart of the witch. Life keeps a balance on its own.

The Craft (1996)

musings under the cute (i’m v tired and not articulate i’m just trying to get some things out)

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monosexuals:

I make jokes about me being a giant gay all the time (because I am an actual gay person) but there’s a difference between joking about yourself and literally making being gay INTO a joke and this website overwhelmingly does the latter

show creator: i know what you are
bi character: say it. out loud.
show creator: ...not interested in labels
asieybarbie:

WELP.

asieybarbie:

WELP.